All right, you asked for it. My biking buddy and ex-business partner sent me this one. I thought, finally.....a clean one! LOL.
A good friend of mine in North Carolina just underwent open heart surgery. Someone on the Swissy list suggested he laugh because it would help his recovery. And then she added: Everyone else too. So here is my contribution to your good health. And you know you will laugh at this one!
It could be me but double the digits:
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.
‘What do you think?’ I asked. ‘Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?’
‘Better get a bikini,’ he replied. ‘You’d never get it all in one.’
He’s still in intensive care.