sorry.......I am apologizing ahead of time.
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.....
That’s bad, but I did laugh.
What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?
Wait for it.....
Aye, matey......
Think about it, you’ll get it.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books on paranoia...
The librarian says, they’re right behind you!
And finally,
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Come on, you know this...
Roberto!
QUILTS AND DOGS We are back in the house since the Aug 2016 flood. Dogs are great and I am back to doing the quilting thing. Join us on our new journey in a "new" house.
You should have warned me to wait to read the jokes until tonight after a glass of wine when true belly laughs might have happened. I did laugh at all of them especially the pirate joke since I have a pirate loving son-in-law.
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