He says to me, we need to spice up the bedroom.
Ohhhhh! says I. Yes? Like what.
(You know we have been married for 43 years, right.......I guess we could use some spicing.)
Well, he says.........I have a great idea.
Oh, yeah? I respond, smiling at him.
I venture, you mean SPRUCE things up.
Yeah, he chukles, spruce things up. Hah!
Sigh.......I guess I will work on new quilts!